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If I ever get something wrong, say something incorrect or hurtful, please let me know. I'm likely ignorant of the ramifications of my words, and parroting a phrase that seems innocent -- I can't grow if I'm not told what I've done wrong! And please, PLEASE, be obvious -- Despite my best efforts, I often miss subtext/subtlety. So yeah.

Help me grow as a person please :) I want to try and make the world a better place, and I can't do that if I'm doing something bad unintentionally!

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So, hello, welcome to the show! i'm clarjon1, I'm a geek from canuckistan. Just setup this masto instance, so I should get my welcome post done, eh?

I like linux, I like gaming, I like helping people, and I enjoy being a smartarse. I'll probably post memes and jokes here.
Learning this platform as I go along, so bear with me as things look a little scraggly!

I gotta say, it's super nice having water hot enough to make tea with on hand all the time.

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nah not really possible in stars, it's a modeling program with survival elements.

This reflection on life brought to you by me logging into a machine where auth was broken, and the mere act of me trying to log in using the same auth method now allowed everyone else to start logging in

tfw you fix something without fully understanding the why what you did worked.

It still makes me nervous that the majority of things that I fix, are fixed based on instinct, not knowledge. Or even coincidence. I couldn't tell you the why it's now working, I just tried the first thing that came to mind, and voila, it's now working.

Like the time I fixed someone's computer by touching the motherboard and got a shock from it, and then it came to life and was fine for a few years.

Or the time me holding someone's iphone would stop it from bootlooping.

Or the time when a client called me and their broken phone started booting without anyone talking to it after I had gotten it working earlier in person.

Or the multiple times my mum has been trying to do something, but her computer would bluescreen, and I would sit down and do the same thing ( or walk her through it over the phone or via teamviewer ) and it would work just fine for me.

Or the countless times I've told a machine to start working or I'd take it to bits, and it'd start behaving...

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OK OK alright just got that kind of thing

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mastodon.social has been updated, I am testing the blurred placeholders feature that I was working on. It'll work for new uploads and (until apps implement support) from the web UI only. Hope you like it!

@izaliamae I've snuck myself onto your relay! Mwahaha!

:3

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not sure why everyone is still so excited about endgame when it's literally been on youtube in its entirety for a while??? youtube.com/watch?v=dfnCAmr569

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@clarjon1 god stays in heaven bc he fears what he has created
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together we're really gay rainbow bandanna, and major twink energy and then just, go outside for a brief moment to put stuff that I am well acquainted with this term

Feels like a Saltybet kinda night to me.

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When things are hectic, it's okay to say no or tell someone to ask you again later.

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all games that contain microtransactions should be fed to ducks, the ravenous and vile creatures they are all quite

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if you see someone boosting their own post that you've already boosted, and you dont unboost and reboost, you're fake

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1980's: pocket computers are fuckin like... beep boop

Weiiird shit - possibly nsfw? giant michale jackson droids with infants inside.

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Ask for help, even if it's with something small, when you need it.

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